Listening to: Danzai no Hana ~Guilty Sky~ Ballad Style by Kosaka Riyu
Its Sunday morning people!
And this lazy ass ain't gonna start studying because dude, c'mon, ITS A SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm still thinking of those 8 facts that YOU GUYS DO NOT KNOW ABOUT ME cause Vina and Mayshan complained that the 8 facts I posted in my previous post are OBVIOUS. Maybe I should post some of my life experiences.
1. I stepped on a cockroach once and it got squished under my foot. I WAS BARE FOOTED.
2. When I held a mop to mop the floor, a DEAD LIZARD fell from it and FELL RIGHT ON MY FOOT. Scared the shit outta me.
3. The latest time I've ever slept in my life was at 6.20am. That happened on my trip to S'pore last year.
4. Vina and I sing those oldies we hear on Light and Easy when there's no one around.
5. This happened when I was in Form 2. When my dad arrived to pick me up from school, I placed my bag in the back seat and closed the car door because I wanted to walk over to the front seat. BUT - MY DAD THOUGHT I WAS ALREADY IN THE CAR AND HE LEFT - WITHOUT ME! It was so embarassing when a bunch of Form Ones were laughing at me.
6. When I was 7, I had an accident with my classmate (her fault), she ran into me and due to the great impact, I ended up bleeding in the head. YET MY CLASSMATE WAS FINE.
7. I cannot sleep without my bolster.
8. I cheated in my test when I was 9 and I GOT CAUGHT.
The people whom I tagged are still the same =)
I just remembered that Kerry once told me about some crappy Malay subtitles for English movies so I thought that I'd share it with you guys.
Behold - some of the crappiest Malay subtitles in the history of Crappiest Malay Subtitles.
The words in red are the English sentences said in the movies and the words in black are the lame Malay subtitles.
Cut the crap!
- Potong ketam. (Me: ......I've got nothing to say)
Shit! (a swear word people use to express frustration, not those lump of chocolate cakes you bake)
- Pang sai. (Me: THAT ISN'T EVEN MALAY! ITS HOKKIEN!)
Stick 'em up! (meaning: catch him!)
- Lekat dia ke atas dinding. (Me: LAME)
THIS ONE IS THE FUNNIEST.
SHE JUST MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL! (meaning: she makes me angry)
- Dia mereneh darah saya. (Me: OMGROFLMAO)
See how lame some translators can be? *shakes head*
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