valentine's day Stupid Badak incident at school.

Listening to: Huang Zhong Ren by Nicholas Tse

CAN ANYONE BE ANY MORE ANNOYING THAN BADAK????????????

Badak = Hippo. And nope, I'm not referring to the real badak, its a certain BIG SIZED ANNOYING FREAK in my class. So we named her Badak. According to Vina, badak means rhino. Badak sumbu baru means hippo. But badak sumbu is SO LONG, so for short, we just call her Badak. What's her real name you don't need to know (for those who dunno). But whatever, she's renowned in our class for being called Badak - without her knowing it.....I think.

THE WHOLE CLASS HATES HER.

This happened during Bio lesson today.

I was trying to pay attention in class so that I can absorb some bio facts, then suddenly I felt someone touching my back. And whadaya know....

It was badak.

She sits behind me in bio class by the way.

And she was like "Amanda."

At first, I didn't wanna peduli her.

Then, she called again. "Mandy!"

So I turned around and stared at her.

"Can I borrow your bio long book?" she asked.

And I handed it to her.

Few minutes later....she touched my back again. I was like "WTF Why is she touching my back so many times today???"

She returned my bio book to me, pretending to be so INNOCENT, WHICH SHE IS NOT, and said "Thank you."

So, things returned to normal.

Then......when bio lesson ended, I got up. Ling Ling told me that I had something on my back. Kelsey took the paper that was stuck to my pinafore away and it said "KICK ME".

WTF LAH SHE.

Kelsey was also the badak's victim. Badak pasted a "I AM NINJA TURTLE" sign on her back.

I decided to keep cool at first, and ended up backstabbing her to my group of friends, who were annoyed and pissed at her childish antics as well. Mayshan was saying something about maturity and "don't get pissed at such childish stuff" but I just glared at her. Well for a while anyway. I ended up ranting and laughing.

STOOPID BADAK. SHE IS SO DAMN CHILDISH!!!!!

IF SHE THINKS THAT IT WAS A JOKE, WELL IT WASN'T FUNNY.

Okay fine, I confess. If Mayshan or Tracy or Agnes or someone else was the one who stuck the paper on my back, I wouldn't be that pissed. But ITS BADAK! OMG. SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT THE WHOLE CLASS HATES HER AND STILL SHE CONTINUES TO ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG.

I'D REALLY LIKE TO GET BACK AT HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I FEEL LIKE PRINTING THIS PICTURE OUT

A PICTURE OF A REAL BADAK

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WRITE THESE WORDS:

"FUCK MY BLOODY ASS TILL I DIE"

AND STICK IT ON HER BLOODY BACK

AND SEE HOW SHE FEELS.

I am really pissed off right now. I can be a total bitch when I'm pissed.

Me and Kel even composed a Badak theme song for her - using the tune of the patriotic song Tanggal 31.

Lyrics:

Tanggal seluar and baju
Badak suka mandi di lumpur
Badak terbodoh
Badak terhodoh
Badak suka berlari berbogel.

Translation of Lyrics (this is for Anna if ur reading):

Take off your pants and shirt
The hippo loves to bathe in the mud
Hippo - the most stupid one
Hippo - the ugliest one
Hippo loves to run around naked!

But don't get me wrong, I love HIPPOS!! The real ones, of course. Just look how cute they are as plushies!

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Cute DOES NOT apply to the badak in our class.

Today, Pn Anne arranged Badak to be in Mayshan's group as well. OMG O_O It was essay writing time. We were suppose to form groups. And UNFORTUNATELY, Mayshan and Jo were the one with insufficient group members. AND PN ANNE ASSIGNED BADAK TO BE IN HER GROUP O_O Poor Mayshan =(

When I asked her how was it like to sit in front of the badak, she was like "Oh it was nothing, I just told her to shut up and I'll do everything."

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That sentence ROCKS!

I got distinction for the New South Wales Australia English Test today btw!!!!! WEEEE!!!!