valentine's day More Chinese frustration.

♫ Listening to: B.T. - Yuki Kajiura

I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I CAN DO THIS ANYMORE.

Writing bloody chinese essays ONCE every week, that is.

I'll probably end up mucking around or write stupid + lame essays and pass it up.

This week's essay title was - HUMAN BEINGS.

Seriously, tell me, what would you write in chinese for such a title?

For me, the title is too general. I don't know whether the teacher wanted us to ACTUALLY write about human beings or write about a particular person. Well, I wrote the former.

What is a human being? Teacher, if you don't know, go look into the mirror yourself.

No, I didn't write that.

Bao Zhou Po did. Haha. The teacher's so gonna have a fit.

Vina seems to have the knack for writing essays that inspires and touches my banana soul

I'm just so freakin' proud to be a banana. Here in Malaysia, chinese people who dunno chinese or despise chinese (like me, Vina and Cassie) are called Bananas because we have yellow skin, like most chinese people, but inside its white, like the skin of Caucasians, who don't know Chinese. Thus, the term - Banana.

And what a coincidence, my best friend from German is called Anna. So I dubbed her Anna Banana. Haha.

I have a group of sisters too and we call ourselves the Banana Sistahs cause we're either buta chinese or we hate Chinese. Muahaha.

Tracy came up with a [non-existing] theory that Banana is actually BaNaNa - Barium, Sodium, Sodium LOL.

You won't get that theory unless you know your chemistry symbols well.

Anyway, enough of bananas (I'm getting hungry *glomps Anna*).

Back to Vina's essay.

Here's a vague account on what she wrote:

In this world there are two types of human beings, which are males and females. If there are no females, then there won't be any males. Likewise, if they are no males, there won't be any females. So this world must exist with males and females. But humans will die one day.

Boh liao, right? Haha.

As for me, I think I wrote:

There are many animals in this world, and humans are one of them. However, humans are special beings because they can talk, think, invent, differentiate black and white, etc. Humans also can do what animals do. Humans can breathe, eat, sleep, urinate, shit, and so on. They have two eyes, a nose, a mouth, two ears and hair.

Blah blah yadda yadda.

The most miraculous thing is, the chinese teachre just marks our essay with a few ticks. Thats all. It seems that she doesn't mind marking shitty essays O_o

GOOD.

I'm gonna keep doing this till the end of the year.

On a side note: My hands are healing just fine.

valentine's day
Only thing is, my unsightly scars look like scalded skin, especially the one near my elbow.

One thing bad about it is that I'll miss getting extra attention and care from friends lol.