valentine's day Edison Chen sex scandal.

Listening to: Born - Miwako Okuda

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN PORN PICTURES TOGETHER WITH YOUR MOM?

I have.

All thanks to that Edison Chen sex scandal that rocked the entire Asian industry 20 days ago.

My sister told my mother that I've seen some pictures about Edison Chen and Gillian Chung in a compromising situation. Oh and also Bobo Chan performing fellatio on Edison.

And my mother was like O.O Really?? Girl, show me show me.

I was like...O_o WTF Ma, you serious?

Mom: Just show me lah, I wanna see.

Me: *cringes* Okay.

Then I googled Edison Chen sex scandal. I couldn't find the website that I went to before. Instead, I went into some blog called The Gutter Report or something. And....

I found MORE NEW pictures of the whole sex scandal thing. There were at least 200 of them on that blog. Gross. And what was weird about that situation was that MY MOM WAS BESIDE ME, asking me to scroll down scroll down so that she can see the pictures.

Geez. I know my mom is an open-minded person but I didn't know that she'd be so open till this extent. Now what am I gonna tell the world - I've seen porn with my mom?

Oh wait, I already told the world I did that.

Anyone interested enough to know the whole story behind the sex scandal, click HERE.

Don't worry, its porn free. I won't ever post porno stuff here cause I can't bear to corrupt my dear readers. Well, I'm sure half of you guys are corrupted to the core already anyway. Haha.

Seriously, this sex scandal is 1000 times worse than Paris Hilton going to jail or Britney Spears shaving her head and stuff. Now I see comments from people saying "God, Edison Chen must be a sex maniac, taking pics of every girl he sleeps with."

I heard that a total of 1300+ pics were circulating around the Internet.

1300+

The dude's seriously sex-crazed.

And shockingly, Cecilia Cheung is one of his sexual conquests, with pics of her naked/masturbating. HOW DARE THAT SLUT MARRIES MY NICHOLAS TSE! *fumes*

This whole world is a freak show.

I wonder how Edison, Gillian, Cecilia, Bobo (and other more girls) can eat and sleep anymore when the world has seen their naked pics. Must be depressing.