valentine's day Very Bad Lil Pug

He might look cute, but he's a pain in the ass sometimes. And last night, I was totally embarrassed by the lil sh!t.

I was home, just changed out of my work clothes into comfy lounging/pj's and making myself a salad. And I hear a knock on the door, its my lovable UPS man delivering my new Marc Jacobs sunglasses... Rue La La, you're the devil...

He must have been running late because it was well after 6, and he usually comes back out house about 5:40ish (yes I know when my UPS gets to my house, b/c I'm usually not there). So I flip on the porch light open the door, do a lil chit chat, and Milo runs out the front door. Not a big deal, he greets the UPS man, and goes running to his favorite bush to pee on in our front yard. Then I see him take off down the driveway, I think he's going to run into the UPS truck. Oh no, my neighbor across the street is in her front yard with a puppy. Milo runs across the street (luckily I'm in a quiet subdivision and almost to the cul-de-sac, no cars) and sniffs the other dog. The neighbor assures me all is well. Well then I look up to see her front door is open. I immediately yell, "He's going to go in your house. I know he will." She assures me that's ok. Here I am standing on this woman's front porch, yelling at my damn dog, in my pj's, no shoes, and I see him going into her bedroom. She assures me its ok, and I go in the house, he's running around and goes and sits in the dog's bed. I pulled that lil pug up and give him the evil eye, he knows he's in trouble.

Well, needless to say, someone spent a good majority of the evening in his room, thinking about what he did. After he was left out, he kindly snuggled with me on the couch. That damn dog...

This is the 2nd time he's ran into one of our neighbor's houses. The last time was over a year ago, he ran in a sat on their couch. He has no shame...