valentine's day KDU Journal 5

♫ Listening to: Marukaite Chikyuu - Daisuke Namikawa
Last watched: Tales of the Abyss episode 26 (END)

Wow, line is surprisingly okay today at my dorm so I'm gonna try blogging here for once instead of being in the library.

How's my life? I feel like I'm living like a beggar.

Everyday have to worry about what to eat for dinner, where to go for dinner, yadda yadda yadda. On weekdays I just have to worry about dinner cause I can have my lunch in the cafeteria.

But on weekends, oh my God. Lunch and dinner, what to eat??!

I had bun and biscuits for dinner last Saturday.

Sigh. Life has never been this miserable.

Now I'm all prepared, I bought wholemeal bread, tuna and eggs. So I can fry eggs to go with the tuna sandwich. I really wish I knew how to cook proper meals :( And Yukana, finding a boyfriend who knows how to cook is NOT an option!

Today in Public Speaking class, Mr. Mark Felix told us something very interesting about the F word.

You know last time in old England, when a man and a woman get married, before they have their "special wedding night" together on the bed, the man had to ask for permission from the king.

We were all like OMG.

Yeah, so the word Fuck stands for:

Fornication
Under
Consent of the
King.

Double OMG. We didn't know that!

But please ah, that doesn't mean that you can go around in the cafeteria and say fornicationunderconsentoftheking instead of the F word.

Hahaha, the whole class laughed. Then he said the F word also had another meaning, this was due to the famous unsolved murder case of Jack the Ripper, who killed 7 prostitutes, and he disemboweled and mutilated their bodies.

My first thought was Grell from Kuroshitsuji! Hearing Junjun's deep, sexy, Lulu voice being turned into a total gayish one, gah! Junjun's just so totally amazing, I wish-

Oh wait, back to the point.

In this case, the F word stands for:

Felonious
Use of
Carnal
Knowledge

Meaning he committed a crime by abusing his knowledge of the human body. Mr. Mark also mentioned:

In those days, if you said a prostitute got eff-ed in London, it means that she got killed and her internal organs got dug out.

But these days, if you say a prostitute got eff-ed in London, it means... you know lah.

Lol. I really love Mr. Mark Felix's class. He tells us about lotsa funny things and cracks a joke everytime. He a lecturer and also an entertainer! He can mimic perfect American and British accent, and also Indian accent! I totally salute him.

During sociology class, Ms. Ruby was talking about marriage. She asked, who agrees to the statement, most people marry out of love? It was like, duh!

Then she asked, who wants to marry for money?

On first instinct, I wanted to shout Tracy! Tracy! and tease her about the joke. And thats when I remembered, oh crap, I'm in college now, she isn't in class :( And there's no one I can tell the joke to :(((

Sigh. Screw this all.