Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. ~Author Unknown
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. ~Bill Maher
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. ~Bill Maher
A woman wears her tears like jewelry. ~Author Unknown
All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman. ~Alexandre Dumas, fils
If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody. ~J.D. Salinger, Catcher in the Rye
The basic Female body comes with the following accessories: garter belt, panti-girdle, crinoline, camisole, bustle, brassiere, stomacher, chemise, virgin zone, spike heels, nose ring, veil, kid gloves, fishnet stockings, fichu, bandeau, Merry Widow, weepers, chokers, barrettes, bangles, beads, lorgnette, feather boa, basic black, compact, Lycra stretch one-piece with modesty panel, designer peignoir, flannel nightie, lace teddy, bed, head. ~Margaret Atwood
You have to have the kind of body that doesn't need a girdle in order to get to pose in one. ~Carolyn Kenmore
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap. ~Author Unknown
Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell. ~Alfred Lord Tennyson
I should like to know what is the proper function of women, if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home, and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out. ~George Eliot, The Mill on the Floss
I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. ~Stanley Baldwin
Dramatic art in her opinion is knowing how to fill a sweater. ~Bette Davis, about Jayne Mansfield
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be. ~Benny Hill
What men desire is a virgin who is a whore. ~Edward Dahlbert
There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature. ~Stephen Stills
A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
With men, as with women, the main struggle is between vanity and comfort; but with men, comfort often wins. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
A woman can look both moral and exciting... if she also looks as if it was quite a struggle. ~Edna Ferber
Women are never landlocked: they're always mere minutes away from the briny deep of tears. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal. ~William Shakespeare.
Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember. ~Author Unknown
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