valentine's day Actual Jetplanes' Conversations....

Scene - Kitchen Sunday Night After Dinner

Mr. Jetplane is studying at the table for his test on Monday morning. We had dinner which I only ate half of because I was totally stuffed. I come into the kitchen about 45 minutes after dinner is over and go in the freezer. I get out what's left of my Sugar Free Butter Pecan Ice Cream.

Mr: "I thought you were full?"

Me: "Yeah I was. I have my period."

Mr: "Yeah so..."

Me: "So? So? I have an uncontrollable urge to eat something sweet. I need something sweet!"

Mr: "OK... Don't let me come between you and your ice cream!"

Smart move Mr. Jetplane!!!


Thursday morning last week... Mr. is sitting on the couch in the living room sending someone a text message and I am in my home office working.

Mr: "Hey sweetie!"

Me: "Yeah!"

Mr: "Hey who sings... " I wish I was alittle bit taller...I wish I was a baller..."

Me: "Ummmm... Ummm... Hold on I got this!"

Mr: "Never mind its TooShort!"

Me: "No its not!"

Mr: "Yes it is, its TooShort!"

Me: "No it most definitely isn't TooShort."

Mr: "Whatever its totally TooShort."

Me: "No Its SkeeLo!"

Mr: "No way...who the hell is SkeeLo"

Me: "It is, I know it is."

Mr: "You are so wrong, its totally TooShort!"

Me: "Fine I'll google it...."

BOOYAH!!!

Me: "Its SkeeLo! I just googled it, you want to come see?"

Mr: "NO! Whatever...."

We get into conversations like this at least 2x a week...it always ends with..."Fine I'm going to google it!"

Does anyone else use Google as their fight ender, or just us?