valentine's day A list of slangs...

♫ Listening to: Love is... - Miliyah Kato
Last watched: Gundam 00 2nd Season episode 5 (re-watch)

I can't believe Mish asked me to blog about this, but anyway...

Mish and I were doing something totally crazy last night. (Ahem, sis)

Which resulted in us googling for something very amusing. Guess what we googled?

"OTHER WORDS FOR PENIS."

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Are we totally perverts or what? And look at the list below we found at a website.

Other Words for "Penis":

• boner
• Pork Sword
• Man meat
• One-eyed yogurt chucker
• prick
• dick
• dong
• peter
• wiener
• wingwong
• mancrank
• cock
• Croel, god warrior
• sperm pump
• missile launcher
• pudd

The words in bold are the ones which made us laugh our asses off! I mean, I was expecting words like, member, length... those very subtle ones.

But SPERM PUMP? MISSILE LAUNCHER?? Bahahahahahaha.

Oh, and look at the creative slangs.

• one-eyed trouser snake
• tally-whacker
• heat-seeking love missile
• beef bayonet
• wedding tackle
• pork sword
• little soldier
• baloney poney
• my little pony
• my other head
• power drill
• magic wand
• joystick
• jack hammer
• frankfurter
• Captain Winkie
• summer sausage
• jack-in-the-box

My God. Let's just say... I've been rendered speechless. Heat-seeking love missile????

I can die laughing just by reading this. Seriously.